MEET MY NEW BOSS

‘The baby is the boss,’ is a popular saying around here and it is true.

At 12.36 AM EST, Monday, October 25, 2021, I was at 51 hired by a new boss. I first began to apply to be hired on the night of Saturday, November 25, 2006, after earning my certificate of marriage during the day. I was then placed on a preparation list.

I have now found out since I was hired and began my orientation barely 3 days ago that there is no amount of preparation outside his company that would have adequately prepared me for the dictates and demands of this unique boss.

My boss, though exists according to the objective reality of his world, does not compromise his subjective disposition to his affairs, by which he stamps his originality and authority.

My boss instructs more by conduct than by conversation. He believes more in you observing his patterns concerning his terms of reference in all things and being swift in your response. He does not believe in repeating himself and does not.

To my boss, what you consider little things by virtue of where you have been previously hired is very big for him. He expects you and everyone around him to pay attention and celebrate his big things. His first pee, his first poo, his first taste of breast milk, his first day, his first night, his first sleep, the removal of his foreskins. He loves it when his firsts are labelled. His first poo, he calls Meconium, the first breast milk he receives is called Colostrum; by his day 2 of becoming your boss, he orders you to set the table for ‘cluster feeding,’ which must happen as he wants it.

My boss is a man of very compelling presence. You dared not ignore him when he demands your attention. He hires for full-time, day and night. I think the wages he offers are highly competitive and he is not too keen to reveal his assessment of your stewardship at the time of your engagement. He waits till your retire.

My boss is curious, fearless, innocent and free. If you abide by his rules and regulations, he is very joyful and peaceful too.

Thank you boss for giving me the opportunity to serve. You are the best boss ever, though serving in your company can be challenging and sometimes unpredictable.

Thank you for considering my application for engagement after 15 whooping years of application and preparation. I am enjoying the orientation period and the firmness with which you handle it.

Of a truth, you are the father of the man, in the words of Maria Montessori.

I am your new employee, ONIWASU Taiwo AKINLAMI

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26 comments

  1. Big Congratulations Boss Daddy of the Boss Baby of Life…God has equipped you and the HolySpirit is constantly instructing you for this Joyous employment.

    • Congratulations sir. This is the biggest testimony of all time. May his name be exalted. I’m happy for you and your family. Congratulations once again.

  2. Congratulations!! Really happy for you and your family. May God bless and keep him, and give you the grace to be the best Boss Daddy / employee to your new boss.

  3. Wow! After 15 years….. God’s faithfulness is established. Congratulations sir ! May the boss baby live long and welcome more babies…

  4. Wow!
    *CONGRATULATIONS* Bros Taiwo.
    I rejoice with you and thank God for His great grace and gift of inestimable value!
    More to come!
    TWINS!

  5. Congratulations sir.
    God indeed is a faithful God.

    May the baby continue to grow in wisdom and stature.

    This is Thanksgiving of amazing grace

  6. Welcome boss baby. Congratulations sir. A beautiful reward for the long awaited testimony. God is indeed Merciful.

  7. Congratulations to you and your beautiful wife.
    To God alone be all the glory for His Unflinching Faithfulness.
    He will fulfill his God given destiny.
    Oluwa o ni se ni oun nikan a ni owo rere leyin ni oruko Jesu.

  8. We thank The Lord for your new employment status. Indeed He makes all things beautiful in its time, His time and His own way. Oluwa seun pupo🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾

  9. To God be the glory on your new “employment”.
    He alone can strengthen you for this full time 24/7 No retirment, No vacation occupation.
    It is however always worth it!
    Congratulations

  10. Congratulations sir. To God be all the glory for great thing He has done for your family. It can only be God, who can give this beautiful gift. “ Delay is not a denial. The good Lord will keep him safe like Moses and grant him speed to His glory in Jesus Mighty Name. So happy for you.

  11. A big congratulations to the Akinlamis. After such a long wait of faithfulness on the mercy if God, God has now decided to reward. May Hus name be praised both now and forever. Congratulations once again. May this baby be a forerunner of many thar are still coming into your family. Amen. Greetings to His mum.

  12. Psalms 127:5 Happy [is] the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.
    To God be the Glory…. You’re blessed

  13. Psalms 127:3-5 Lo, children [are] an heritage of the LORD: [and] the fruit of the womb [is his] reward. As arrows [are] in the hand of a mighty man; so [are] children of the youth. Happy [is] the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.

  14. Big congratulations to u both. Our God is awesome, great nd reliable. D boss baby will usher in new blessings, grace nd every good things with his presence into ur family in Jesus name.

  15. Congratulations again and again. Awesome God, we join the Akinlamis to say a very big thank You for the bundle of joy. He will grow and become strong, filled with wisdom. And the favour of God will be upon him in Jesus name, Amen.

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